If I relax my butt a little bit, somebody's going to come and kick it.
- Victoria Azarenka on being the top lady baller
And by "somebody" she means the "little magician." And by "little magician" she means, er, a Polish lady baller who can't wait to do just what Vika said after what she said about Vika.
Ay, what a telenovela. Can't wait to read into all of the stare downs, fist pumps and other on-court dramz during their Indian Wells quarterfinal. Just grab your popcorn and ENJOY.
UPDATE: Forget a telenovela. More like a mini-commercial break. Ouch.
UPDATE: Forget a telenovela. More like a mini-commercial break. Ouch.
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Boo, I was hoping it would turn into a telenovela. Not for the plot or anything like that but because telenovelas always have a bevy of hot guys inexplicably walking around shirtless and tennis needs more of that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, like William Levy. And William Levy. And, oh yeah, WILLIAM LEVY.
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