Google Down the Line!: PHOTO OP: SEO Baller Party blue carpet lady looks (with Boy Bonus!)

Wednesday, March 23, 2011

PHOTO OP: SEO Baller Party blue carpet lady looks (with Boy Bonus!)

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The Sony Ericsson Baller Party - one of the biggest events of the year - happened last night at the Paris Theater in Miami Beach and, as usual, there were some hits and some "WTFs?!" on the blue carpet. Let's take a look!

Maria Sharapova: Shrieka looks like she's going out to a luncheon with the ladies and not hitting up a major party scene. Must be the engagement. The multi-striped top style with sheer panels and the strappy heels are working for me but the color washes her out. Even her hair and makeup seem too casual.

Caroline Wozniacki: I'm having déjà vu. I swear I've seen this dress before - not necessarily on her but on some other lady baller. In any case, the ocean/seaside-inspired print is fitting for Miami Beach and the colors fit her personality. I oppose the shoes.

Jelena Jankovic: There seem to be two separate outfits going on here - a floral moment on top paired with packing tape on bottom. That being said, this outfit shows off her fierce body nicely. Mladjan be very happy.

Venus Williams: So happy to see her! That is all.

More lady ballers and their outfits after the jump - click the head.

Victoria Azarenka: Admittedly it's not the best shot of her outfit. Anyway, I'm surprising to see her so covered up especially for a party in the heat and humidity of Miami. I'd love to see what the top looks like without the blazer; the skirt and the mix of patterns with the top are pretty cool. Plus, her hair is gorge.

Vera Zvonareva: First, the positives - the lilac color is lovely. Now, the negatives - the top of this Grecian dress actually looks like it's causing her breasts pain. Like, they're screaming for mercy. Please help them, if you can.

Melanie Oudin: This is the C-level sister of Shrieka's outfit.

Anastasia Pavlyuchenkova: You know what? LOVE this on Pavs. It's youthful and fun and a great dress to wear to a big event like the SEO Baller Party. High marks.

Dominika Cibulkova: Nothing new from the Domi. She loves showing off that petite, powerful body. The faux fur seems a bit strange in Miami, though.

Jarmila Groth: Bra?

The Russian contingency: Svetlana Kuznetsova looks like Peter Pan in drag. Just keep it simple, Sveta. You always look better stripped down. Anna Kournikova always knows how to pull it together. And, nice to see Anastasia Myskina out and about!

BONUS: Jo-Wilfried Tsonga - The only boy baller who stood out to me. I mean, DAYUM Frenchie. *dies*

[Photo(s): Mike Ehrmann/Getty Images, Tennis Panorama]
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