Jo-Wilfried Tsonga and Gael Monfils are taking part in a stage show during the welcome reception for the Rakuten Japan Open Tennis Tournament at the Hotel Grand Pacific Le Daiba in Tokyo, Japan. The pair are nervously watching the proceedings, unsure of what's going on or what they're holding in their hands. They're also wondering if they give a damn. About any of it.
Jo-Wilfried Tsonga: "Am I the only one who wants to know why these Asian tourneys make us do this crap?"
Gael Monfils: "Hell no you're not. I guess Federer + Djokovic weren't available since they're not entered this week. They do everything for these tourneys. Kinda like someone else we all know:"
JWF: "Fuck. Can't he give it a rest? He was, like, everywhere in Thailand. I mean, EVERYWHERE."
GM: "That's what being No. 1 gets you. Good thing it's not me. Phew."
JWF: "Don't worry, La Monf. It won't be. Now about that hair..."
GM: *flips the bird*
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