Tuesday, August 18, 2009

THE LOW DOWN: Marat may be the marrying kind


Rumor has it in Tweetland that Marat "SexGawd" Safin is reportedly marrying bleach-blond girlfriend Nastya Osipova of Russian pop group Blestyachie according to Russian media.

I wrote about their huggy + kissy movie moment back in the day and it seems they've continued to build up steam.

So not only is he leaving us at the end of this season but he's also getting hitched to a wannabe porn star. What's next? Rafisca get pregnant, married, and then give birth to twin mangoes??!

Life is CRUEL.

(via GVTennisNews, Bob Larson's Tennis News Ticker)

15 comments:

Matt said...

say it isn't true! take it back!!!

i'm looking into joining a pop group immediately. maybe then he'll notice me.

Anonymous said...

Please, Marat, marry someone who doesn't look like a porn star! His ex girlfriend was a gold-digger, but at least she looked classy. Or better yet, Marat, don't marry at all and wait for me!

amanda said...

NOOOO MARAT!!! i just can't let him go through with this!

Terry Lee said...

Ewww. He has officially lost his mind if he marries this chick and dont tell me love is blind or else he would have kissed me in Palm Springs :)

lasamy said...

PLEASE LET IT NOT BE TRUE.
The man has lost his mind DDD:

Tennis Observer said...

Why this ugly bitch? Love is blind as they used to say.

Maja said...

Yikes! This bitch is ugly! He could do soooo much better! This just can't be true. The Marat and monogamy? Pfft! Please. 1 week as a married man and you'll see him running around the Moscow red-light district again!

Anonymous said...

nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

calm down everybody calm down the media can't be trusted remember how he was rumuored to have married dasha at one point? this could be another false alarm, wel at least i hope to god it is call me shallow but i'd take it like a woman if she was pretty but really her HER?!!! she looks like a smacked arse
but hey maybe she's nice who knows? my point is we dont know how true this is so lets calm it *grabs calming beads*

ev said...

I can't get over the fact that the girl looks like Missy Piggy and Marat could do soooooooooo much better

derangedsoviet said...

WHY???????? Just...why?? Especially with that old blonde hag bitch. I'm officially going into mourning.

Alexa said...

the only pictures of her that look good to me are of her in a darkened theater. clearly visibility does her no favors. but maybe she has a wonderful personality? lol

Coco said...

hey Rich here's a site with pictures of Marat's gurlfriend- she doen't look that bad, u know
http://www.theplace2.ru/photos/gallery.php?id=777

Anonymous said...

If "She doesn't look that bad" means that she doesn't look like a crack whore, but a porn star, then yes, she doesn't look that bad. It's not only the way she looks, but the faces she makes when she poses. This girl makes my eyes sore. She looks like she should be living at the Playboy Mansion. End of rant ;)

Anonymous said...

NOT TRUE EVERYONE!! THE MARRIAGE WAS A RUMOR PUT OUT BY LIFE.RU, AS USUAL. MARAT SAID THERE WOULD BE NO WEDDING. AS OF A FEW DAYS AGO MARAT "THREW" (ACCORDING TO THE RUSSIAN PAPERS) NASTYA. THEY ARE BROKEN UP, IF THEY WERE EVER REALLY TOGETHER ANYWAY. BACK IN MAY HE SAID SHE WAS "A GIRLFRIEND, SORT OF. A LITTLE, A LITTLE. NOW IT LOOKS LIKE NOT AT ALL. BREATHE EVERYONE.

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