Rafael Nadal: "I don't know why but that red powder sprayed all over my rippling muscles really worked, no?"
Roger Federer: "Do I look twelve?"
Jelena Jankovic: "For my new tennis collection with ANTA, I'm thinking bolero hats and satin."
Nicole Vaidisova + The Worm: "Are we tennis' creepiest coupling?"
Feliciano Lopez: "I'm channeling Scarface today - and for all the reasons you're thinking."
Tommy Haas: "Oh, this wasn't a post-match presser? Damn, I would've worn my good t-shirt."
Arnaud Clement: "I'm cute and I don't even try - it's a French thing."
James Blake: "Banking or balling - I can't decide."
F-Lo, Carlos Moya, Rafa: *swoons*
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