All-time major title holder Pete Sampras, who defeated John McEnroe 6-3, 6-4 at the BlackRock Tour of Champions in London, was spotted at the pre-event presser working the hairiest of situations.
Egads man! What are you (not) doing? Seriously, just shave the shit off. Or, if you're that attached to your receding hairline, steal some hair from those bushy brows (or face) and paste it to your forehead.
ANYTHING but that.
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