Wannabe model Ana Ivanovic is appearing in a 2009 calendar for sponsor Verano. The calendar is a special edition and won't be on sale to the public.
You mean I won't be able to have Ana doing her best Bob the Builder on my wall? Boo hoo.
Let's hope the Serb was contractually forced into eating this cheese plate. Otherwise, she's a lost cause.
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(image via anaivanovic.com)