Google Down the Line!: FASHION FIX: JJ should be milking cows in her Reebok wear

Monday, August 11, 2008

FASHION FIX: JJ should be milking cows in her Reebok wear

As you know, I usually like to discuss a baller's match before getting to the good stuff. So here's Jelena Jankovic's Beijing first round recap: she won.

Now let's get straight to the point: what the fuck did Reebok give JJ, the new top lady baller, to wear on the biggest stage in sports? Is this their version of a sexed-up Swiss milkmaid or something?? It's an awful, homemade, "sew by numbers" piece of crap.

Phew - needed to get that off my chest! Blogging really is like therapy sometimes...

(image via Getty)


  1. THANK YOU. I totally agree, Rich. That dress is a hot mess.

  2. there are no words - although i found a few...

  3. The few you found were perfect.

  4. Haha. That dress doesn't belong to Jelena.

  5. Wow! There really are no words for the fugly. It looks...unfinished?! Seriously how hard is it to design tennis-wear?!

  6. Okay, I always thought she seems to have an odd sense of personal style...but WTF?!?!

    Does she have input on this? Did she see a sketch beforehand? Could she refuse to wear it?

    Props to JJ for even walking on court in that get up, much less winning in it!

  7. Jelena experiments. I like the messy milkmaid, even if it's a jarring look on a tennis court.


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